Mics Can't Act

The One With Them Butchering Hot Rod

Hey Friends, Listen in while we discuss our feelings on gangs of new york and reveal our picks for straight to library, to our producers behest. Turns out gang affiliation predates crips and bloods / Bill the Butcher and everyone's wearing floods! / May your hammer be mighty and your dad be named Bing / A new sheet of music that I, too, America sing -MCA

The One With The Tax Write Off

Hey Friends, Michael Caine deserved to go out on a better note / NYPD pricks who punked the Central Park 5 need a SMALLER boat / that's a Jaws quote you buffoons / meet me at the mall Young Jocaroooons! - MCA

The One With The Untouchable Melissa McCarthy

Hey Friends, The Untouchable gauntlet was thrown when Ness hit Capone’s Post Office / But Kevin Coaster knows Malone ran the table and held the roof like an old soffit / All Agent Cooper’s rule as Melissa McCarthy proves / No more Gilmore Sookie she makes Funny Moves!  -MCA

The One Where HODOR Is Rolling In His Grave

Hey Friends, Now our watch has ended but the battery crapped out / coulda had 4 more episodes without a doubt / Manny and Jenn become our guests with the endings / hearts were broken but no knees was bending... -MCA

The One with the Favourite Sister, Brother

Hey Friends, Lady Marlboro makes steady Joaquin observations / classic little Sister move testing our patience / anxious Queen dismantles like force of habit / why was John C Wiley hunting wabbit?! -MCA

The One Where They Can Bail on Bale

Hey Friends,  We tried to balance what Heath Ledger left us with/ A surplus of Alfred love but a major Wayne deficit// A sibling rivalry, Gabe peed off the edge of it/ Is there a heaven for a hero who says to hell with it?// -MCA

The One With Jacks Totem

Hey Friends!   We so eager for the big break we tried to take our cast off / we stand for Jack Black in Bernie, no Madoff / hats off to Cobb sailing through memory with the mast off / Inception and Mel tear the roof of the past off! -MCA

The One With the Match Made in Beautiful Hanna

Hey Friends, Dropping Legit podcasts the 31st like it's payday for Hammer/  Hanna keeps it reddened like a Kool-Aid Jammer,  Eric Bana, not Banner but this God Box ships first-class/  We send in Mike Scarn - raise the threat on your mustache!  (Y'all know what I wanted to say )  =MCA

The One with the Footballers on the Moon

Hey friends here's el numero deuce since I'm taken Espanol de classes I figured I'd add subtitles claro?  You thought I wasn't coming with more bars but I assure you/  If you were a vaccination along the Oregon Trail I would have my crew procure you/  Then stir you, refer you to a much darker purview/  Only adults at this table this talk no longer concerns you.....shoo!/  These lines are more proof we love you with each growing moment. Thank you for listening and if you didn't listen, thank you for faking it.  That's all an educator can ask for at the end of the day isn't it?  -MCA

The One with the Beginnings

Here you will discover Interstellar takes after we ate otherworldly bakes and we reveal our favorite moofees!...lakes!  You think The Warriors were ordinary communal sorcerers/  You porpoises should go re-purpose the orbiters on The Endurance/  Come peep this Matthew McConnaisance forsurance/
We promise to always bring you this verbal film allurance!  If you like bars as hard as Mars you know where we'll be....right here in your ears.  Come rot your brains with us.  -MCA